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Just a couple of links I’ve come across in recent days that I think deserve recognition. The first one I stole from Molly Wood, one of CNet‘s editors. The second is a link to a shirt for sale on Amazon. But, this is not your average shirt – not one or two, but three howling wolves, folks! That’s right, I said it. Three wolves speaking in their voices of the night; calling out to their wolf brothers in their eerie howl. The perfect shirt for any wholesome redneck. Much more important than wondering about how stylin’ you would look in that new shirt, check out the reviews and pictures to see how others have fared.

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The Almighty Wolf Shirt

Run for your lives! The Zombies are coming, the zombies are coming!!!

Good to see that even in poor economic times, people can maintain their sense of humor. Someone broke into one of the electronic road signs in Austin earlier this week and updated the warning to something with a little more “bite.” Yes – pun intended! And, while I would never advocate the vandalism that was necessary to pull this prank, I think you will definitely chuckle when you see this one: Zombies Invade Austin. Plus, what kind of punk teenagers would do this kind of thing? Next thing you know, they’ll be putting soap suds in the waterfall in Wichita Falls! <wink>

Growing up, my mother gave me lots of warnings in life — “Look both ways before crossing the street”, “Always speak to everyone politely”, and “Always wear clean underwear – you never know when you’ll be in an accident!” Much to my surprise, she never explained not to approach a vagrant’s fruit. It turns out that this might be one of the most horrible of all crimes. It will even get you stabbed in downtown Fort Worth!

I’m always complaining that we don’t have enough excitement around work. It looks like my wish for action was fulfilled. Although, I wasn’t really looking for a stabbing to “pep” up the area. Yesterday, returning from our lunch hour, Becky C. and I came across several police cruisers and an ambulance sitting next to Zippy’s American Grill. We could see an officer holding a steak knife, so we assumed it was a stabbing. Later in our walk back to the office, we came across a splattered apple. Little did we know that an obliterated apple was the cause of the entire ruckus. Fortunately, no one was hurt seriously. Click here for all of the details